Rantings and tirades of a frustrated economist.
They've got waaaay too many things to distract us proles from.No ideas, no policies, no clues, no power (it's gone to europe)look at da shiny shiny (waves bunch of eys)
Hmmm, if the government can force you to buy health insurance and if the government can force you to buy broccoli, can it also force you to get married and have children to support you when you get older?
KNOCK, KNOCK!!-Who's there?-Aaron Clary, this is Officer William Bennett of the Forced Marriage Unit. As you know, the government can no longer afford to feed and house millions of single mothers. You have five minutes to come out wearing something decent before we drive you to the courthouse to meet your new wife and children...
Did nobody read the article he linked to? The forced marriage unit is a criminal investigative unit that pursues people forcing 5 year old girls into arranged marriages. Sounds like they have a problem with too much multiculturalism.
I read the article, but it's funnier to assume the unit forces people into marriage.
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